Toddler Slang, part 7

"pajama socks"

translation: footed pajamas

"monster kisses"

translation: big growly zerbert-style kisses

"sweet kisses"

translation: soft quiet kiss

"30 GOLDFISH IN A BOWL!"

translation: My blood sugar is low. I need a snack. Now! Gimme some goldfish crackers!

"Chriskit bother"

translation: Biscuit Brother's Christmas show

"Princess panties"

translation: Pull-Ups worn for nighttime

"cockerdiahs"

translation: Emme's Crocs

"nose medicine"

translation: nasal spray

"cookie spoon"

translation: spatula with some cookie dough

"picnic at the beach with some hot cocoa water"

translation: I've come up with an excuse to drink the bath water