Showing posts with label toddler slang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toddler slang. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Loudly Spoken

Most everything is loudly spoken these days. Which can be funny, annoying or down right mortifying. For example...

At the conclusion of the Christmas eve service prayer, when all the people said "amen", Roo shouted "Manamana!" Thanks, Muppet Movie.

At the grocery store, Em shrieked "Hey! She checked me out!" towards the pretty cashier. Apparently, Em was in the line of fire when the checker scanned my coupon card on my key chain and her eyes got flashed with red scanner light.

From the backseat, Em hollers "Sneak the red light, Mama!", urging me to turn right on red.

Em also announced to the entire cafe that she was going to "erase" her crumbs and then licked all the parts of her mouth that her tongue could reach.

This morning, while climbing in the car, Roo pretended to talk on the phone. Her entire conversation was about how annoying I was being. "I'll call you back. My Mom is bugging me again.", she said.

Then, don't forget the million times they announce that they have to go to the bathroom, have burped, or need help wiping their booties. Loudly. All very loudly.

I may start wearing a disguise when we go out in public.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

kid slang

My new favorite things being said around here are mostly coming from Em.

Today we introduced them to 007 movies, the classics, and she referred to James Bond as a good "spyer".

Also, I love the way she uses "sneak" in a sentence. "Daddy, I'm gonna sneak you!" means I'm going to creep up and surprise you.

Roo also got in a good one with "race game" referring to the marathon that went through our neighborhood.


Friday, September 3, 2010

Em-isms

The latest and greatest -isms from Miss Em:


"my faydrid"
translation: my favorite

"gorngous"
translation: nice looking oranges, i.e. gorgeous

"rainbow seeds"
translation: prism fragments

"I'm talling" or "I'm highing"
translation: growing taller

"balloon kite"
translation: helium filled balloon

"chicken dinner winner!"
translation: winner winner chicken dinner (to be said after a victorious experience)

"zoocandy"
translation: zucchini

"wonderfall"
translation: waterfall, but a really cool one

"take a hide"
translation: I'm going to hide now

"open your eyebrows"
translation: raise your eyebrows


Friday, July 30, 2010

I think it's English

Toddler slang has segued into preschool lingo. Some of my favorites are these...

From Em
"Finger tracks"
translation: finger prints when finger painting

"Cowboy knee"
translation: I want to play horsie and sit on your knee.

"hipcuts"
translation: hiccups

"sparkle teef"
translation: I just brushed my teeth and they sparkle.

"super taste"
translation: Super Target

From Roo

"I fuff an puff "
translation: I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow the house down.

"Pray me a secret"
translation: whispered prayers right before lights out at bedtime

"peanut butter spoon"
translation: Instead of a sandwich, I want a big glop of peanut butter on a spoon to eat.

"m'lady"
translation: a new nickname for Mama

"I surely do"
translation: Yes, I'll do that.

"talk to me"
translation: y'all be quiet because I've got something to say


Monday, July 19, 2010

spacenuts

Em: Good Morning SpaceNuts!

Me:

Me: Do you mean 'astronauts'

Em: Yes.

Em: Good Morning AstroNuts!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

her sense of smell works

Yesterday Em woke from a nap, entered the freshly mopped kitchen and wrinkled her nose.
(I mop with vinegar and water these days.)

"Wuz dat smell? It's stanky!"
"Do you mean stinky?" I asked.
"No. I smell stank. It's stanky."

Then today, she toted a Vanity Fair, loaded with perfume samples out to the car. It sat in the humid heat for several hours before we returned for a ride home.
Em declared the car to be stanky, too.
She's right. It was.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

they make it hard to keep a straight face

Funny stuff I've heard and don't want to forget...

After handing the girls their swim goggles, Em asked for help putting on her 'sim gobbles' (cute!) and Roo wanted to have the orange 'google-les'. She pronounced it the way it read to her (love that!).

Roo climbing a rock formation at the park and getting to a tough point. "I am so stuck. Stuck. Stuck. Stuck."

Em spotting Venus in the sky. [gasp] "Is the evening star! I makin' a wish"

Roo after being admonished for hitting with the flyswatter. "I'm not hitting. I'm shooing"

Em looking for a missing Disney princess item. "Where is Princess Booty and Princarella?"

Sunday, January 31, 2010

need a translator

Em's toddler slang is out of control lately. I am having to work double time to figure out some of the things she says.

For example, a favorite toy is the Quadrilla marble run. We call it a marble roller coaster. So, Em calls it a roller. Except it comes out 'bowler'.

Yesterday she had me searching high and low for something she called a 'swallet'. Was it a wallet? Her pencil bag? No. It's a 'SWALLET!' What color is it? Green, ok, I can find something green. No... nothing. Nothing she wanted. Last night, it finally dawned on me that she was talking about a green pacifier that we'd unearthed. I think she was calling it a swallow-it. Makes sense, sort of.

The other day the girls were watching The Nutcracker and kept yelling about the 'balleena!'. For some reason it took me an inordinately long time to piece together that they were pointing out the ballerinas. Duh.

The one that really got me laughing was in reference to our Kangaroo Bouncer. It's a sort-of over inflated swimming pool thing designed to be jumped in. Em asked over and over for a 'blow' in the 'jumpy house'. You know, because it was deflating. Air this thing up, please! Blow!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Ketchup


Catsup?

Ketchup?

...

Catch Up!
________

It's been a busy month at the Rowdy House.

We've not done anything too exciting, but there is always something going on, it seems.

Mondays are playgroup days. And Tuesdays and Thursdays are for preschool.
I took this cute picture last week when I subbed a couple of hours in the girls' classroom.
Miss Roo looks an awful lot like her daddy here. She's got a hefty dose of the ornery, too.
Wednesdays are for therapy and friends.
A playgroup pal lives close by and we've been hanging out with them after therapy and sharing lunch. Em is super interested in their handheld games. I've got a pretty good idea of what should go on the 4th birthday wish list now.
Fridays are for speech therapy and then more friends! A couple of weeks ago we hung out with Abigail and Porter. Em and Abby swapped shoes. This was the first time Em's ever worn something with a high heel. She reminded me an awful lot of Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality. It was not graceful.
And lately, Saturdays are packed full of errands. The girls seem to find something entertaining no matter where we go. This was at IKEA. Which is always a favorite destination.
They have beds, food and an endless supply of toys. What's not to love?

J had to travel for work, so the RGs and I sucked it up for the first part of the last week on our own. Fortunately, we're able to visit with Daddy on the computer via Skype while he's away.
Then, the McGrandparents rode to the rescue for the last part of the week! This was highly anticipated. As in, every time we got in the car, either Em or Roo would ask if we were going to Marmee's house. And Roo repeatedly went to the front door and knocked and then told me it was Marmee and Grandpa.
Em had a little cough and got a quick trip to the doctor for some meds, too. While we waited for her prescription to be filled, she got a snack and a balloon. Five days later, that balloon is still the favorite toy. Even though it doesn't 'fly' anymore.
In between playing with the balloon, Em was my super-duper helper. She assisted me on a little t-shirt craft and discovered that playing with buttons was awesome.
She helped make biscuits, do the dishes and even put away the silverware from the dishwasher!
Roo had an amazing time with a new audience to read to and new voices to read to her. She also invented a new game. It's called making cookies. It involves standing on a chair at the kitchen sink and using all the measuring utensils to ladle water around (and into mouths).
Roo also had the rights to all the best one-liners of the week. Like, "Let's twist again." which meant she wanted to open the door. Or, after being asked if she needed to go, rhyming it (instead of answering) with "Cookie Dough!".
My favorite was heard upon exiting the bedroom after tucking her in... "Take me with you!!"

We wrapped up the week with J's homecoming...
...And some quality time with the whole family.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Toddler Slang, part 7

"pajama socks"

translation: footed pajamas

"monster kisses"

translation: big growly zerbert-style kisses

"sweet kisses"

translation: soft quiet kiss

"30 GOLDFISH IN A BOWL!"

translation: My blood sugar is low. I need a snack. Now! Gimme some goldfish crackers!

"Chriskit bother"

translation: Biscuit Brother's Christmas show

"Princess panties"

translation: Pull-Ups worn for nighttime

"cockerdiahs"

translation: Emme's Crocs

"nose medicine"
translation: nasal spray

"cookie spoon"
translation: spatula with some cookie dough

"picnic at the beach with some hot cocoa water"
translation: I've come up with an excuse to drink the bath water



Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Toddler Slang, part 6

"raisin eggs"
translation: yogurt covered raisins

"castle box"
translation: sandbox in which to build a sand castle

"jungle balls"
translation: toy balls that Daddy juggles

"satari"
translation: John Wayne's Hatari, a movie set in Tanzania featuring the animals you'd see on a safari

"opa 'n shutum"
translation: the Open Them, Shut Them song
open them, shut them... reach them way up high. 
open them, shut them...time to say goodbye.



Saturday, September 12, 2009

Toddler Slang, part 5

"pee-pop"
translation: lollipop

"baby ice"
translation: a tiny piece of ice to eat

"crazburries an booburries"
translation: raspberries and blueberries

"nummylicious"
translation: really really delicious

"wubber an wetter of da day"
translation: number and letter of the day (from Sesame Street)

"mustrous"
translation: a strange blending of two words-o-the-day from Sesame Street... mustache and scrumptious... seems to be used to describe interesting things like pretty rocks

"kee-rah"
translation: ??
This is one of those made up words that the girls share. This particular word always elicits laughter. They say it when they want to get the other to drop everything and start playing and laughing together.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Toddler Slang, part 4

What you're likely to hear and what it actually means...


"diaper chair"
translation: the window seat where the changing pad used to reside

"open door?"
translation: Would you please open your arms (or hands or legs or knees) and squish me in between them?

"Jesus storybook bible song"
translation: Jesus Loves Me (this I know. for the bible tells me so.)

"you did it!"
translation: I peed in the potty!

"I have to has stinky pants"
translation: I need to poop.

"Holy Holy song"
translation: Revelation Song (which we've been listening to a lot lately)





Saturday, August 1, 2009

fishing

Dear Roo,

We're on to your tricks. Aunt Kaki just briefed me on the green bean incident tonight. About how you kept a wad of veggies tucked in your cheek for the better part of an hour and refused to chew them. And how she coached you on chewing them up and you would play along, then stop. Eventually, she fished the whole, barely chewed mess from your mouth so you could, you know, go.to.bed. So, just know this... next time, green beans have to go all the way to the party in your tummy first! Then. Then, you can have bacon. Or dessert.

Love,
Mama

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Toddler Slang, part 3

What you're likely to hear and what it actually means...

"I want knees and toes"
translation: Cover up my legs with a blanket.

"Raisin eggs"
translation: Yogurt-covered raisins.

"swimming cool"
translation: The swimming pool.

"party in my tummy"
translation: A reference to a Yo Gabba Gabba song about eating things you don't particularly want (like veggies).

"womenade bubbles"
translation: Lemonade with just a little bit of lemon-lime soda added.

"a yewow makie tent"
translation: A Nannie blanket laid over the top of Em's crib tent.

"my weash for my Pongo puppy"
translation: Maggie dog's leash attached to a Dalmatian stuffed animal (enabling it to be dragged around the house).

"Maggie and Mo for bed"
translation: A stuffed animal border collie and puppy that have now been christened with the same name as our pets.

"Sesame Street Friends"
translation: 4 stuffed Sesame Street dolls and 4 plush Sesame St. finger puppets that Roo must have squared away in order to sleep.

"want to share!"
translation: I really want you to give it to me and go away.

"the cave"
translation: Playing under the covers in Mama's bed.

"scriptures music"
translation: Seeds Family Worship music CD that the RGs listen to at night.




Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Toddler Slang, take 2

What you're likely to hear and what it actually means...

from Roo:
"my Mama's baby?"
translation: I would like you to pick me up right now.

"Spanish for Roo and Em."
translation: I'm going to hide outside the door with Sissy. Then, I want you to count to three in Spanish. When you get to tres, Sissy and I will burst through the doorway and yell SURPRISE!

"Roo, are you ok?!"
translation: I am stressing out about something.

from Em:

"Tickle blankie?"
translation: I want you to take my Nannie blanket and tickle me with it.

"Ouch! Ouch!"
translation: I want Maggie dog to stop looking at me.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Trio

Tonight the girls sang 3 songs all the way through. In unison. With me!

So so fun to hear their tiny voices match pitch! They got the giggles by the end of "Row Your Boat". It was adorable. Both Em and Roo recognized what they'd done and applauded themselves wildly.

My favorite was HeadShuddersMeezonToze
That's "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".

Friday, October 24, 2008

Toddler Slang

We've anxiously awaited the emergence of toddler slang at the RG home.
Cousin Jonah blazed a hilarious path and I don't know if Em and Roo, put together, can ever come close to the Jonah-isms.

But, a few special words and phrases are starting to show up.

"happysicle"
translation: popsicle (or frozen yogurt tube)

"A.B.sue"
translation: alphabet soup

"fufferfly"
translation: butterfly or firefly

"Sigh Tie"
translation: we want to watch Signing Time with Alex and Leah

"nannie-slee"
translation: Nannie blanket that I sleep with

"mambos"
translation: rainbows from our prism that dance on the walls

"ishy-bee-spire"
translation: itsy bitsy spider

"bye'day'lu-you"
translation: Goodbye. Have a nice day. We love you.